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Fuck the police if you know what I mean

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

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scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.
advice for voldemort

triwizarded:

  • when you talk to people make sure you’re boldemort
  • put on a sweatshirt or you’ll get coldemort
  • make sure your laundry is foldemort
  • all that glitters is not goldemort
  • make jokes so people can loldemort
  • throw out your bread before it gets moldemort
  • live life to fullest even when you are oldemort
  • don’t always do what you’re toldemort

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tyleroakley:

actually me

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

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