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scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.
advice for voldemort

triwizarded:

  • when you talk to people make sure you’re boldemort
  • put on a sweatshirt or you’ll get coldemort
  • make sure your laundry is foldemort
  • all that glitters is not goldemort
  • make jokes so people can loldemort
  • throw out your bread before it gets moldemort
  • live life to fullest even when you are oldemort
  • don’t always do what you’re toldemort

(via goldentulips)

tyleroakley:

actually me

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via letsget-friskyy)

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whimps:

kngslyr:

The reason a fetus has more rights than a woman in America is because a fetus still has a chance of being a man. 

Powerful as fuck

(Source: chocolatfrog, via letsget-friskyy)

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

(via tyleroakley)

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srsfunny:

The Wonderful Journey Of A French Bulldoghttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/
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